Ask Rainbow Dash
The beard has stepped out the fire escape, prepping for cheddar, but the flautist plays as a barista falls on the gutters of the tuesday slums.
Anonymous

The flautist is your dom.

Penis.

I concur. Don’t talk about my dick flute like that.

So was your mother, at least the beard said so.
Anonymous

The beard is far from being omnipotent. It has much training before it can be considered as such.

The angry leprechaun is dragging with lackadaisical tracking. His ancient Russian dominatrix slamdances his chronosphere into the land of a thousand mondays.
Anonymous

The dom is a walrus.

OH GOD WHY

Because you have a BEARD.

Do you mean fetid or fluted? I'm sure the latter would bring all the boys to the yard. How has the cannibalization of the specialized walrus tactics gone?
Anonymous

Both. The boys in my yard are lured by the tones of my whistling wiener.

I’m actually cannibalizing the specialized tactics of an angry leprechaun.

Hey, can you be my frend i am princess melody butthoe III cadence's daughter, also im friends with crystalliss
Anonymous

The melodic tones of your friend’s butthoe entrances me to dance with the vigor of a thousand drunken Russian sailors.

Only on days that do not end in "Y." Has there been much word on hairsplitting in regard to the fetid pustules around your duck-like probosces?
Anonymous

I have a purple feted penis.

Are your wizard dick spatulas full of the washing machine bubbles contained by the ubermensch? Or is it just rectal prolapse?
Anonymous

I’m going to answer your profoundly intellectual question with a question of my own.

Can you really acutely define the differences between wizard dick spatulas full of washing machine bubbles contained by ubermensch and rectal prolapse without being criticized for simply “splitting hairs”?

Why did you randomly decide to answer all these anon asks in text....?
Anonymous

Because I am a sausage frisbee.

O_O omg omg omg its YOU!!!! ok here is what i want to ask: can you sign this picture of you? *holds out picture happly*
Anonymous

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have sex with me
Anonymous

Your doing a fine job on your own. I’m not going to impose.

I heard you had a rainbow factory I'v seen the muic video of it is it true its evil or not really?
Anonymous

Why are there so many songs about rainbows? And what’s on the other side?

derrrr why did you made winter warp up like that
Anonymous

Because your inability to spell properly enrages me. Hohohohohoho

Hey Dashie! It's your comrade Twilight. You think you could do me a favor? Could you go out with Spike or something? He's been driving me crazy! I would have asked Rarity, but like that's ever gonna happen. I just want to... plan revolution... and stuff... with out him seeing... Yeah...

No.